One evening l'espirit of inspiration moved me to compose one of the loveliest melodies and arrangements perhaps in all of the history of Europe. I immediately recorded it into my computer, but left in unmixed or unmastered.
Later in the evening, three Nigerian women came to my house, begging to make love to l'Bastuerd Fifi. I obliged their delicate needs with the attention of a master. However, in the height of their pleasure, the entire hard drive of the recording was destroyed by the thunder of their orgasms. All I had left of the music was a simple mp3 file, unmixed, unmastered.
I titled the composition 'VESPER REY', and left it untouched yet for this one raw recording.
If you stupid Americans understood this simple composition, you would never be sad again.
A 'vesper' is a prayer said at midnight.
Is a rey a particle or a wave?
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
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