I declare political asylum from my record deal with EMI. Official notice.

I, L' Bastuerd Fifi, maître de l'allure furtive, appreciator grand du vagin de concepteur,have this to say!
I will NOT allow the evil and stupid EMI RECORDS to release my album in America in protest to the Jesus philosophy of Presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

Some of you may ask, and some may even say "Oh Fifi, although your vision glistens with the clarity and wisdom of the ages, for why? Did they not already pay you handsomely for such an offer?"

And I say, ALL music is FREE you American l'idiots, and you paid me anyway. ha!

ISP says soufflez-moi (blow me) to Belgian Court. 'We can't stop filesharing"

Today, l"bastuerd fifi's favorite blog L' Torrent Freak, told the following tale. In 2007 a court in Belgium ordered Internet Service Providers to block or filter copyright infringing files on a P2P Network. Their response?

An ISP which was ordered by a court to stop illegal file-sharing on its network, says it simply can not. The Belgian ISP Scarlet says the court’s verdict is unworkable and after trying to slow traffic and also filter it, it says it’s not possible to stop the flow of illicit files since Audible Magic doesn’t work.

L'idiots! You cannot prevent the free flow of information inside of l'internet! You idiots must embrace it's framework and upgrade your mafia business models!

Link.