I declare political asylum from my record deal with EMI. Official notice.

I, L' Bastuerd Fifi, maître de l'allure furtive, appreciator grand du vagin de concepteur,have this to say!
I will NOT allow the evil and stupid EMI RECORDS to release my album in America in protest to the Jesus philosophy of Presidential nominee Sarah Palin!

Some of you may ask, and some may even say "Oh Fifi, although your vision glistens with the clarity and wisdom of the ages, for why? Did they not already pay you handsomely for such an offer?"

And I say, ALL music is FREE you American l'idiots, and you paid me anyway. ha!