Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Oh Fifi Bastard, where have you been? (the ladies want to know)

Many of you ladies have written me over the past few days, asking, "Oh Fifi Bastard, we miss your sensual words on your blog, you have not posted much of anything lately!"

Well I certainly understand your feeling of loss, yet you must realize, American l'femme, that you are in an election cycle, and until Nov 4th, I, L'bastuerd fifi, Master of the Slink and fair judge of character, shall only post things of interest in this category.

L'idiot American! Your idolatry of L'Bastuerd Fifi, although flattering, must not interfere with the information war that you nation is in. Please, focus only on defeating the evil Palin Administration and if you Americans elect Barack Obama, Fifi may consider releasing his music to you as fair reward.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

More video of l'idiot jesus american philosophers against Obama

The Fascists of Music.

More than a hundred years ago, all music was free. Then came mediums such as radio, phonograph and television. So the music industry, influenced by mafia businessmen via MCA and Lew Wasserman, needed to figure how to turn these new mediums into cash.

Now, with the l'idiot copyright laws influenced by the mafia MCA Lew Wasserman in the early part of the 20th Century, music is controlled by a group of business men who sometimes are more interested in controlling HOW we listen to music and watch movies than they are about the profits themselves. They negotiate a thing called copyright to enforce control.

The thing is, copyright does not really exist in the same way that music or film does. Copyright laws are not traditions. Copyright is simply an interpretation about how we organize the flow of attention and value regarding music. It's not even a 'right' as in human rights or civil rights.

L'idiot mafia music and film businessmen, they use the protection of the artist as an excuse to protect the creation of art through this manipulation. They then act like they are protecting some centuries old tradition where the concerns of the artist are under attack. They then use the extremely small percentage of artists who make millions of dollars and use that like a carrot to entice all other artists into giving up their publishing rights.

The Evil and Stupid recording industry is like the mafia robber who sits on the bridge, asking all who cross it to pay a 'tax' so they are protected from robbers taking their money, yet they are the only ones taking it.

Evil Bastards. And many ask why I, L' Bastuerd Fifi, Master of the Slink, refuse to allow such retarded philosophy to govern my pristine music.

Case in point. Read this. Copyright Cops Target Kids Schools and Community Centers. Pay up, bitch, or you go to jail!
The Performing Rights Society, the UK outfit collecting royalties for the music industry, seems it will stop at nothing as it demands money from small businesses, charities, playschools, and now, kids’ community centers, all so that they can listen to music without fear of prosecution. Link.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Seeking Political Asylum from evil and stupid EMI Records.

Walking Away - l'composition

This track and music video the Stupid and Evil Mafia Cartel called EMI RECORDS wanted to release as the first American Single on the Radio. They said, it would be a hit song, and they were thrilled that they could rape the pockets of teenage girls with their innocent adoration of l'bastuerd fifi.

Little did they know that this track, although absolutely elegant, is far from the finest of my recordings.

Stupid American Bastards. They said this track would get the most radio play. Idiots. All my music can get radio play if you pay the radio stations and Radio Promotion people enough money. Who do they think we are stupid?

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Friday, October 03, 2008

One of my early album covers and early recordings.

ABOVE: One of my first album covers released in France in the early 90's.
DOWNLOAD: This track is called "Warm Reception", I give it to you free of charge as a bonus. Recorded in 1993 in London, this song was a number one hit all throughout Europe for two years, and instigated a micro ‘baby-boom’, which occurred approximately 9 months after it’s release.

L'idiot American - a Portrait

Thursday, October 02, 2008

The History of the American Jesus Philosophy in Music

l'idiot John McMahon - President Sony Pictures/Television

In a keynote speech at the Broadband World Forum, John McMahon, President of Sony Pictures Television asked ISPs to join their battle against piracy. McMahon further said that DRM is one of the major causes of piracy, but says Sony doesn’t have any plans to get rid of it.
Does the idiocracy glare at you any stronger?! It is as if l'femme Amy Winehouse was made local chapter head of AA, and issued a statement about rehab saying, "I want this clinic to make me healthy. I know crack is the main reason why I am 33 pounds and look 70 yrs old - however, I still have no plans of stopping it, so it's up to you."